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Friday, September 30, 2011

Swahili Song (Regina)


Thursday, September 29, 2011



Multiple-Choice Love Letter

Beautiful GLASS Flowers...!

Cool Landscape Painting !

Creative World ART...!

Creative Lamps...!

The World Largest Chocolate Bar...!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Kalpanik Vision for year 2040 for India.....(may well become a REALITY!!!)

Kalpanik Vision for year 2040 for India.....(may well become a REALITY!!!)
.......India in the year 2040
A notice board in BJP conference room : "please keep mobiles in MANMOHAN SINGH mode"
A) Kasab dies in jail at 70 due to high cholesterol (too much mutton biriyani).
B) The PM ( Rahul Gandhi) said Opposition comments on the extravagant expenditure on Kasab is unwarranted.
C) Govt has spent only Rs 18500000000 so far.
D) Opposition asks why ministers expenses to visit to Kasab (to check his well being) should be included in reimbursement sheet.
E) Kasab family thanks Indian Govt. As Kasab never had biriyani in his younger days in Pakistan.
F) Pawar family owns half the world and also controls, the Russian and Japanese Mafia.
G) Golmaal 27 released. Tushar Kapoor, still can't speak or act.
H) A. Raja's grandson arrested for 16G scam
I) Amnesia is passed on. Kalmadi's family say they don't know who Kalmadi is.
J) Girl in Delhi walks 25 feet safely, without getting raped.
K) Lakshadweep Lions to join as the 63rd team in IPL.
L) Pawar's grandson who had become a Malayalee in 2011 resigns from the Trustee post of Padmanabha Swamy temple, says there is nothing more to loot.
M) Pakistan says Tamil Nadu & Karnataka was always part of Pakistan. PM, Rahul Gandhi says the issue can be resolved by talks. Hina Rabbani's daughter to come to India for mediation, will talk to S.M. Krishna's grand son.
N) Teacher " where is the CAPITAL OF INDIA?"
Student " in Swizerland" as all Capital has been transferred there.
O) Kasab's old letter found written to Osama bin Laden in 2010. You can hide in India. Letter now has antique value & can be auctioned at 5000 dollars.
P) Constitution amended. Now foreigners can become PM.
R) Manmohan Singh award for the dumb and noiseless declared.
S) Fortune 500 "All the 500 richest men in the world are from India"
T) India now biggest lender of money to America, Japan and other poor countries.

Sunday, September 25, 2011

T-Shirt for Boys


Google Girls's Top 5 Reasons to Use Google+

Google Girl Vs. Facebook Girl

Beautiful and Cute Sonakshi Sinha


Latest Photoshoot of Beautiful Madhurima


Latest Snaps of Hot Actress Shradha Das


Sexy Vidya Balan in New Mod Look


Actress Trisha Krishnan Latest Pics


Good News...Petrol Loans Will be Soon Available in Indian Banks..Ha ha ha ha ha


On Board India's Most Expensive Train

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Cambodian baby suckles directly from cow for milk

Pictures in Motion - Incredible

Victoria Justice Latest Wallpapers.

Victoria Justice Latest Wallpapers.

Friday, September 23, 2011

Naughty Sisters


Wednesday, September 21, 2011

गाली की परिभाषा बताओ?

हिंदी की कक्षा में एक विद्यार्थी ने दूसरे से पूछा: गाली की परिभाषा 


तो दूसरे विद्यार्थी ने जवाब दिया: ...

अत्यधिक क्रोध आने पर शारिरिक रुप से हिंसा न करते हुये , 

मौखिक रुप से की गई हिंसात्मक कार्यवाही के लिए चयनित शब्दों का 

वह समूह जिसके उच्चारण के पश्चात मन को गहन शांति का 

अनुभव होता है , उसे हम गाली कहते हैं।

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

If windows were to be in Punjabi

If windows were to be in Punjabi, then you would be using the following commands on your computer:

Send = Sutto
Insert = Wich Paao
Attachement = Naal Laao
Edit = Sidda Karo
View = Waikhee Jaao
Forward = Aggay Sutto
Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
Trash = Mitti Paao
Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply = Bejan Walay Nu Jawab do
Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do
Delete = Daffa Karo
Download = Thallay Laao
Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay Laao
Properties = Jaidaad
Connect = Naal Milaao
Fonts = Likhaai
Accounts = Galla
Drafts = Chitheeyaan
Find = Labbo
Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
Subject = Khaas Gall
Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal
Stationery = Pensal, Rubburd, Shaapnar
Folders = Bastey
High priority = Waddee Takleef

and finally

Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukaao.. :lol:

Monday, September 19, 2011




Tips For Your Heart


1. Drink eight glasses of water a day.

2. Include two vegetables and one fruit in every meal.

3. Begin each meal with a raw vegetable salad.

4. Make a light snack of assorted sprouts.

5. Start the day with a glass of warm water and a dash of lime..

Life Is Amazing...

Great One Liners

1.      Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
2.      Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
3.      You can't buy love. But you pay heavily for it.
4.      True friends stab you in the front.
5.      Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
6.      Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
7.       Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
8.       My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
9.       Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
10.   Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
11.  It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
12.  They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
13.  Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
14.  Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
15.  Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Photoart By Leszek Bujnowski.

Cool Wallpapers for Desktop Background.

India in B/W Photos.


Sunday, September 18, 2011

World's Amazing Offices


Bird Wallpapers HQ-5/5


Bird Wallpapers HQ-4/5


Bird Wallpapers HQ-3/5


Bird Wallpapers HQ-2/5


Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers-7/7


Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers-6/7


Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers-5/7


Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers-4/7

Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers-3/7


Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers-2/7


Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers-1/7

The Beauty of a Woman

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Saturday, September 17, 2011

Space Planets Wallpapers

Bird Wallpapers HQ-1/5


Paki Army Chief Staring at Spain's Female Defence Minister

Indian Girl And Her Cobras

World's Weirdest Records..2012 Edition of Guinness World Records.


15 Most Expensive Paintings In The World

Friday, September 16, 2011

Civil War Between Husband n Wife...!!!

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

Astronomy Photographer of the Year.

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