Enjoy Dhuandhar Jokes

Naukrani: "Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Lia hai."

Malkin: "Oh God!Call Doctor Fast"

Naukrani: "Aap Tension Na Lo .. Maine Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila dia
hai."

You are a Tamil Only if .......

1. You arrive one hour late to a party and find out you are the first one to arrive.

2. You think it's perfectly normal to call someone who's 30 years younger than you 'Anna just Because he's behind a counter.

3. You wear a suit to a wedding... And you are only 3 years old.

4. The wedding takes an hour and the group pictures take five hours.

5. Your mom and sister together own more jewels than a Chinese jewelers store.

Never Make a Woman Angry!

Never Make a Woman Angry!



A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to
greet her, she peeked through the gates and saw a beautiful banquet table.

Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and
who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her,
"Hello. How are you! We've been waiting for you! Good to see you."

Interesting CONFUSING ANIMATION

VARIOUS TYPES OF ARITHMETIC

VARIOUS TYPES OF ARITHMETIC

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Very Funny Quotes

 

It 's not whether you win or lose, But how you place the blame.

You are not drunk If you can lie on the floor Without holding on.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?

आर.एस.एस के हाथ को अपना चुनाव चिन्ह बनाओगे तो ऐसा ही होगा ||

नहीं......नहीं......नहीं.....नहीं...... 
हम M.C.D चुनाव कैसे हार गये ।

सुचना :--- भाजपा की जीत पर सोनिया और राहुल ने शीला दीक्षित का बचाव करते हुए सारा गुस्सा निर्मल बाबा पर निकाला है ,,, 

सोनिया ने निर्मल बाबा पर आरोप लगाते हुए कहा कि बिना आलू वाली पेटिज़ लाल मिर्चों की चटनी से खाने के बाद भी हम चुनाव हार गए ???

वहीँ राहुल ने कहा की निर्मल बाबा के कहने के बाद ही मैंने खुद को ब्रह्मण कहा था फिर भी कृपा नहीं आई इस हार की जिम्मेदारी से निर्मल बाबा बच नहीं सकते ,,

इस सब पर शीला का तो कहना है की मैंने निर्मल बाबा पर भरोसा कर के उनको आज के ही दिन दिल्ली में समागम करने की अनुमति दिलाई थी मुझे क्या पता था की निर्मल बाबा के कदम कांग्रेस के लिए शुभ नहीं है ||

बेचारे निर्मल बाबा जो काफी देर से चुप थे अचानक बोल पड़े आर.एस.एस के हाथ को अपना चुनाव चिन्ह बनाओगे तो ऐसा ही होगा ||

डोग्विजय सिंह की लोकप्रियता

1-डोग्विजय सिंह की लोकप्रियता को देखते हुए
ज़ी टीवी जल्द ही उन्हें लेकर एक सीरियल शुरू करने
वाला है…अगले जन्म मुझे घटिया ही कीजो!


2-डोग्विजय सिंह के लिए बड़ा झटका…पता लगा है
कि कांग्रेस के झंडे में जो हाथ है…वो भी आरएसएस का है!

3 PARROTS

3 PARROTS A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present. The next day he went to the pet shop and saw three identical parrots in a cage. He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right? The owner said it was Rs. 2500.  "Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do?  "He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office, responds the clerk.  "He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

Do You Remember ?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

Comedy Show Jay Hind! Episode 204 : Amnesiac Anonymous

Oye Pancho : Manmohan Singh Bhangra Rap Video

Why this Kolaveri Di ( Punjabi Fied ) - Desi Touch ft. JSL Singh

funny MANMOHAN SINGH & SONIA(GA*DHI) DANCE SONG

Very Funny Slogans

WHATEVER HITS THE FAN WILL NOT BE DISTRIBUTED EVENLY.   I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.   FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you're naked in church.

Married Men Only

A factory had a policy of hiring only married men. Concerned about this, a local Woman's 


Liberation Front Leader called on the CEO and asked him,

"Why is it you limit your employees to married men?

It must be because you consider us women are weak, dumb, cantankerous (bad-tempered & complaining a lot) or do you consider us as tantrum throwers, bossy, etc?"

"Not at all, Ma'am," the CEO replied.

"Our policy is to hire staff:

ØWho are used to obeying orders without questioning;

Ø Who are accustomed to being shoved around;

ØKnow how to keep their mouths shut; and

ØPut up with anything when I yell at them

And we only find these qualities in Married Men.

Mazedar Chutkale

रैगिंग के वक्त लड़कों ने 1 लड़की से कहा, एक सवाल का जवाब दो- पटना कहां पर है?
लड़की- बिहार में।
लड़का- यहीं पट जाओ इतनी दूर जाने की क्या जरुरत है।


डॉक्टर मरीज के पीछे भाग रहा था।
एक आदमी ने पूछा क्या हुआ?
डॉक्टर- 4 बार ऐसा ही हुआ है ये आदमी ब्रेन का ऑपरेशन करवाने आता है और बाल कटवाकर भाग जाता है।

Best 'Out of Office' Automatic e-mail Replies

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out
of the office.  If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received
anything at all.

THIS WEEK'S BRAIN EXERCISE

I am sure you are most eager to test your brain on these puzzling but meaningful misalignment of words / letters but don't be disappointed if you are not up to the mark. So, give it a try anyway.

THIS WEEK'S BRAIN EXERCISE
This is designed for really intelligent people like You! Have fun

haha.. last one meant to say to you  

man
1. ------------
board 


Ans. = man overboard 

How to make '125 CRORE Indians' Forever Happy...!"

Once Kapil Sibbal, Digvijay Singh & Chidambaram were travelling in a helicopter,
..
Sibbal drops a 100 Rs Note & says,
...."I made one poor Indian happy"

Singh drops two 50 Rs Notes and says,
"I made two poor Indians happy!"

Chiddu drops 100 ONE Rupee coins and says,
"I made 100 poor indians happy!"

Hearing this the PILOTS laugh & say-
"We will drop down All 3 of you and make '125 CRORE Indians' Forever Happy...!"

Pilots were Baba Ramdev and Anna Hazare
Support Them..!!!