Friday, September 2, 2011
You Know You are from Texas if :
ON THE 7TH DAY, GOD WAS FIXING TO MAKE TEXAS .
ON THE 8TH HE GOT HER DONE.
A. Armadillos sleep in the middle of the road with all four feet in the air.
B. There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 live in Texas .
C. There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas , plus a few no-one has ever seen before.
D. Raccoons will test your melon crop and let you know when they are ripe.
E. If it grows, it will stick you. If it crawls, it will bite you!
F. Nothing will kill a mesquite tree.
G. There are valid reasons some people put razor wire around their house.
H. A tractor is NOT an all terrain vehicle. They do get stuck.
I. The wind blows at 90 mph from Oct 2 till June 25, then it stops totally until October 2.
J. Onced and twiced are words.
K. Coldbeer is one word.
L. People actually grow and eat okra.
M. Green grass DOES burn.
N. When you live in the country you don't have to buy a dog. City people drop them off at your
front gate in the middle of the night.
O. The sound of coyotes howling at night only sounds good for the first few weeks.
सोनिया गांधी के सपने में महात्मा गांधीजी आकर बोले ( When Gandhiji came in Sonia Gandhi's Dream)
When Gandhi ji came in Sonia Gandhi's Dream
HAPPY GANESH CHATURTHI !!! Beautiful Greeting Cards for Sending to Your Friends and Relatives
HAPPY GANESH CHATURTHI !!!
LORD GANESHA
Legend has it that Parvati created Ganesha out of the sandalwood dough that she used for her bath and breathed life into him. Letting him stand guard at the door she went to have her bath. When her husband, Shiva returned, the child who had never seen him stopped him. Shiva severed the head of the child and entered his house. Parvati, learning that her son was dead, was distraught and asked Shiva to revive him. Shiva cut off the head of an elephant and fixed it on the body of Ganesha.
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