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HUSBAND N WIFE..... FUNNY JOKES



HUSBAND N WIFE..... FUNNY JOKES

2 men went to a call girl
1st went in & come out & said na my wife is better.
2nd went in & come out & said right ur wife is much better dost! :D

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A foolish man tel a women to stop talkng.
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her face looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

Why do men spend so much time on improving there styles & not there mind..??
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What is true love.?
When wife pulls her husband,
who's fully drunk,
to bed & tries removing his shirt & husband replies-
LADY LEAVE ME ALONE,
I AM Married..!!


An idea can change ur life but a woman can change ur IDEA
So always change women to change ideas
What an IDEA SIR JEE

Psychology of life:
At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as 'GOD'
But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed

Beti- Me padosi se pyar karti hu aur mein uske sath bhag rahi hu,
Baap- Thanku mere paise aur time dono bach gaye,
Beti- Main letter padh rahi hun jo mummy chor ke gayi hai..! 

Bihari Babu- Aare o doctor..!
kaise nasbandi kiye ho hamari?
Biwi firse maa banne wali hai..!
Dr.- Burbaak hum nasbandi tohar kiye hai,
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