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Monday, March 5, 2012

Funny quiz from India

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam? 
because it means... . 
E-End of 
How to Create d Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind 4 u? 

Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying.. 
"I Love you too" . 

When do you know you are in love?
Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan
What is the Difference between Young Age & Old Age?

In Young Age    Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..
In Old Age     Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

"Why is Face book such a hit?
It works on the principle that-
'People are more interested in others life than their own-!
A Questions Asked In A Talent Test:
If You Are Married To  Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE? 
The Best Answer
- Why the  Hell Should I recognise?
V Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench association...
What is the difference between "GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"
What is the  difference between  Pongal  n idly?
Think. Think. Think...
You will get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.
For the benefit of non Indian friends
Pongal is  a 1. harvest festival – celebrated at this time of the year in
                              Tamil Nadu, India
                         2. Rice boiled with milk and sugar
Idly is a steamed pancake
What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL? Guess Guess Guess Guess 
Foolen Devi was  Gang raped by the noble class Indians.  Later became a bandit woman  and took revenge on the rapists. Also  become the  Robin Hood of India.
Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding..... 
B'coz they say each affectionately that: "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"........... 
What is the height of confusion? 
Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles. 
What is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in d same college where u study ? 

100% Attendance... :-P
Teacher: What Is The Difference  HIMAMI & SUNAMI ? 
Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,  SUNAMI is Total Wash. ! 
Difference between Friend & Wife 
U can Tell your Friend  “U r my Best Friend”
. . 

Do u have courage tell to your Wife   “U r my Best Wife?

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