Married Men Only

A factory had a policy of hiring only married men. Concerned about this, a local Woman's 


Liberation Front Leader called on the CEO and asked him,

"Why is it you limit your employees to married men?

It must be because you consider us women are weak, dumb, cantankerous (bad-tempered & complaining a lot) or do you consider us as tantrum throwers, bossy, etc?"

"Not at all, Ma'am," the CEO replied.

"Our policy is to hire staff:

ØWho are used to obeying orders without questioning;

Ø Who are accustomed to being shoved around;

ØKnow how to keep their mouths shut; and

ØPut up with anything when I yell at them

And we only find these qualities in Married Men.