Santa Singh at bar in New York.Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"Santa Singh says - "Santa Singh Married"
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Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary
Rs.2000/-, is it o.kSanta Singh : U R great sir! Starting salary is
o.k.......but? ?how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh are driving a Car. Santa puts on the indicator
and asks Bantato check whether its working. Banta puts his head
out and saysYES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...
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Santa Singh is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cutsits 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally hewrote the conclusion.. ....
....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut -it becomes deaf......"
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A Tamilian call up Santa Singh and asks " tamil therima??"
Santa Singh got mad, angrily replied.... "Punjabi terabaap!!!"
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Santa Singh and Banta Singh were looking at Egyptian mummy.
Santa Singh : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accidentcase.
Banta Singh : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC1760!!!....
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Santa Singh for an exam had studied only one essay
'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replacedfriend with father
in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON,I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MYTRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
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Interviewar: what is ur qualification?
Santa Singh : Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Santa Singh : (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL withDIFFICULTY.. ..
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In KBC
Amitabh : In which state Cauvery flows?Santa Singh : liquid state.....
Someone in Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, IT WAS BANTA SINGH..... ..
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