DHAMAKEDAR DESI JOKES

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Sonu-Tujhe Sharam Nai Aati Tu Apni Biwi K sath Kapde Dho Raha Tha

Monu-Is Me Sharam Ki Kya Baat Hai..

..Wo B To Roti Pakane Me Meri Help Krti Hai

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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)

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Macchar ne 1 admi ko kata.
Admi-Din me bhi kat rhe HO?
Macchar-Kya kru ghr me Maa-Baap Bimar Hai,bhen Jawan Hai Or Ladke walo Ne 1 litr khoon dahej Me Manga hai...

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Boy-Mujhe Ek Behad Khubsurat Ladki ki Talash Hai
GIRL-Lo Mai Aa Gyi
BOY-Thik Kiya Ab Use Khojne me Meri Help Karo

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Sonu Went To International Cooking Contest

When Judges Came Near Him He Was Moving Spoon In Empty Karhai

Judge- Kya Bana Rahe Ho

Sonu- ULLU

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Bv:Aj Koi Shair Sunao
Pati-Abhi Ni
Bv:Sunao Na
Pati-lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh pe
Mar jauga mai sanam.

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