"Bakwaas Band Kar" Kahlane wale Jokes

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Boy-maaf karna maine tumhe btaya nahi ki meri magni ho chuki hai.

Girl_koi Baat nahi,main tumhe apne baccho se milwati hu.. 

 

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SNTA-Tum 1 bar me kitne admi utha skte ho?
PAHLWAN-kam se kam 15
SNTA-Dhat tumse acha to mera murga h jo subah pure muhalle ko utha deta he.

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1st Behra:
Kya Tum Mumbai Ja Rahe Ho?
2nd Behra:
NaHi,
ME To Mumbai JaRaha Hu
1st Behra:
Accha,
ME Samjha Tum Mumbai JaRahe HO.!!

 

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Teacher 2 GOLU : Jis admi k Dono Hath na hon usay English main kya kahein ge?
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GOLU:
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HANDS FREE !!!

 

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Baap:beta koi bat nhi tmhari qismat me fail hona likha tha ho gye
Beta:ye to acha hua dad maine pura saal nai padha warna sari mehnat bekar ho jati.

 

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Raman: Kal Maine Dekha, 4 Aadmi Ek Saath Swimming Pool Me Koode,
Magar Sirf Ek Ke Baal Gile Huye,
Bolo Kaise?
Chaman: Baaki 3 Ganje Honge
 

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