Swahili Song (Regina)

CRAZY PIX...!

CRAZY PIX...!

MODELS IN STYLES

MODELS IN STYLES

Multiple-Choice Love Letter

Multiple-Choice Love Letter

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate.

My Dearest Ishaa,

Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options

(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.

**********

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:

(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really ... Am I doing it?

**********

Beautiful GLASS Flowers...!

Beautiful GLASS Flowers...!

Cool Landscape Painting !

Cool Landscape Painting !

Creative World ART...!

Creative World ART...!

Creative Lamps...!

Creative Lamps...!

The World Largest Chocolate Bar...!

The World Largest Chocolate Bar...!

Kalpanik Vision for year 2040 for India.....(may well become a REALITY!!!)

Kalpanik Vision for year 2040 for India.....(may well become a REALITY!!!)

.......India in the year 2040

A notice board in BJP conference room : "please keep mobiles in MANMOHAN SINGH mode"

2) SUNDAY TIMES 2040.

A) Kasab dies in jail at 70 due to high cholesterol (too much mutton biriyani).

B) The PM ( Rahul Gandhi) said Opposition comments on the extravagant expenditure on Kasab is unwarranted.

C) Govt has spent only Rs 18500000000 so far.

D) Opposition asks why ministers expenses to visit to Kasab (to check his well being) should be included in reimbursement sheet.

E) Kasab family thanks Indian Govt. As Kasab never had biriyani in his younger days in Pakistan.

F) Pawar family owns half the world and also controls, the Russian and Japanese Mafia.

G) Golmaal 27 released. Tushar Kapoor, still can't speak or act.

H) A. Raja's grandson arrested for 16G scam

I) Amnesia is passed on. Kalmadi's family say they don't know who Kalmadi is.
J) Girl in Delhi walks 25 feet safely, without getting raped.

K) Lakshadweep Lions to join as the 63rd team in IPL.

L) Pawar's grandson who had become a Malayalee in 2011 resigns from the Trustee post of Padmanabha Swamy temple, says there is nothing more to loot.

M) Pakistan says Tamil Nadu & Karnataka was always part of Pakistan. PM, Rahul Gandhi says the issue can be resolved by talks. Hina Rabbani's daughter to come to India for mediation, will talk to S.M. Krishna's grand son.

N) Teacher " where is the CAPITAL OF INDIA?"

Student " in Swizerland" as all Capital has been transferred there.

O) Kasab's old letter found written to Osama bin Laden in 2010. You can hide in India. Letter now has antique value & can be auctioned at 5000 dollars.

P) Constitution amended. Now foreigners can become PM.

R) Manmohan Singh award for the dumb and noiseless declared.

S) Fortune 500 "All the 500 richest men in the world are from India"

T) India now biggest lender of money to America, Japan and other poor countries.

Play With Harley- 2011 Custom Chrome Europe Dealer Show

Last month in Mainz, Germany, Custom Chrome Europe held the 13th edition of its International Bike Show Series2011 Custom Chrome Europe Dealer Show. More than 100 European custom builders competed for a total prize of

€ 50,000 in 4 classesChampionship, Modified Harley, RevTech 

Performance, and Jammer Old School Class. The organizers offered three 

additional awards: Public Choice, Special, and Magazine Award.

T-Shirt for Boys

Google Girls's Top 5 Reasons to Use Google+

Google Girl Vs. Facebook Girl

Beautiful and Cute Sonakshi Sinha

Latest Photoshoot of Beautiful Madhurima

Latest Snaps of Hot Actress Shradha Das

Sexy Vidya Balan in New Mod Look

Actress Trisha Krishnan Latest Pics

Good News...Petrol Loans Will be Soon Available in Indian Banks..Ha ha ha ha ha

Onboard India's Most Expensive Train

It is considered to be the ultimate ride on rails. The Royale Indian Rail Tours offers one of the most luxurious train journeys across India's most beautiful locales. At a price. The Maharajas' Express is one of the six luxury trains in India that promises to offer the best in travel, traditional food and hospitality.

Cambodian baby suckles directly from cow for milk

SIEM REAP, Cambodia (Reuters) - An 18-month-old Cambodian boy who has suckled milk directly from a cow daily for more than a month is in fine health, the child's grandfather said on Sunday.

The boy, Tha Sophat, made international headlines after his grandfather revealed he had been feeding himself directly from a cow since July when a storm destroyed his home storm and his parents left for Thailand to find work.

Pictures in Motion - Incredible

SEEING IS BELIEVING . Just look at these pictures and

SEE that they reallly MOVE! Pictures in Motion - Incredible

Time Never Stops (Observe the seconds)

Victoria Justice Latest Wallpapers.

Victoria Justice Latest Wallpapers.

Naughty Sisters

Naughty Sisters

THE BIGGEST LITTLE WORDS

गाली की परिभाषा बताओ?

हिंदी की कक्षा में एक विद्यार्थी ने दूसरे से पूछा: गाली की परिभाषा 

बताओ?

तो दूसरे विद्यार्थी ने जवाब दिया: ...

अत्यधिक क्रोध आने पर शारिरिक रुप से हिंसा न करते हुये , 




मौखिक रुप से की गई हिंसात्मक कार्यवाही के लिए चयनित शब्दों का 




वह समूह जिसके उच्चारण के पश्चात मन को गहन शांति का 




अनुभव होता है , उसे हम गाली कहते हैं।

If windows were to be in Punjabi

If windows were to be in Punjabi, then you would be using the following commands on your computer:
 

Send = Sutto
Insert = Wich Paao
Attachement = Naal Laao
Edit = Sidda Karo
View = Waikhee Jaao
Forward = Aggay Sutto
Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
Trash = Mitti Paao
Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply = Bejan Walay Nu Jawab do
Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do
Delete = Daffa Karo
Download = Thallay Laao
Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay Laao
Properties = Jaidaad
Connect = Naal Milaao
Fonts = Likhaai
Accounts = Galla
Drafts = Chitheeyaan
Find = Labbo
Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
Subject = Khaas Gall
Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal
Stationery = Pensal, Rubburd, Shaapnar
Folders = Bastey
High priority = Waddee Takleef

and finally

Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukaao..

CREATIVE LIFE SCULPTURES...!

CREATIVE LIFE SCULPTURES...!

AMAZING ITALY NATURE...!

AMAZING ITALY NATURE...!

Tips For Your Heart

Tips For Your Heart

1. Drink eight glasses of water a day.


2. Include two vegetables and one fruit in every meal.


3. Begin each meal with a raw vegetable salad.

4. Make a light snack of assorted sprouts.

5. Start the day with a glass of warm water and a dash of lime..

Life Is Amazing...

Life is feelings!

Great One Liners

1.      Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

2.      Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

3.      You can't buy love. But you pay heavily for it.

4.      True friends stab you in the front.

5.      Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

6.      Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

7.       Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

8.       My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.

9.       Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

10.   Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

11.  It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

12.  They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.

13.  Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

14.  Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

15.  Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Photoart By Leszek Bujnowski.

Photoart By Leszek Bujnowski

Cool Wallpapers for Desktop Background.

Cool Wallpapers for Desktop Background

Tropical

India in B/W Photos.

India in B/W Photos.

SNAPS OF THE DAY...!

SNAPS OF THE DAY...!

World's Amazing Offices

Bird Wallpapers HQ-5/5

Bird Wallpapers HQ-4/5

Bird Wallpapers HQ-3/5

Bird Wallpapers HQ-2/5

Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers-7/7

Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers-6/7

Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers-5/7

Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers-4/7

Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers-3/7

Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers-2/7

Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers-1/7

Lovely Colourful Birds Wallpapers

The Beauty of a Woman

Space Planets Wallpapers

Bird Wallpapers HQ-1/5

Paki Army Chief Staring at Spain's Female Defence Minister

Indian Girl And Her Cobras

Indian Girl And Her Cobras

What a little charmer: Indian girl, 8, eats sleeps and plays with King Cobras

This little charmer calls these King Cobras her best friends - even though she has survived three venom-filled bites from them.

Villagers in Ghatampur, Uttar Pradesh, India, run in fear when they see eight-year-old Kajol Khan wandering the dusty streets with her deadly friends wrapped around her neck.

She said: 'I have a lot of fun with the cobras. It hurts when they bite me but sometimes it’s my own fault because I tease them. It’s quite funny.'

World's Weirdest Records..2012 Edition of Guinness World Records.

From 13 skipping dogs to a 54 in pizza, the world's weirdest records

They are the world's weirdest and wildest, largest, smallest, squarest and roundest.

They are the cutest, tastiest and, in the case of the bog-snorkellers, quite possibly the most soggy.

And they are among the latest wacky wonders to find a place in the 2012 edition of Guinness World Records.

BEAUTIFUL PAINTING ART WORKS

BEAUTIFUL PAINTING ART WORKS

15 Most Expensive Paintings In The World

15 Most Expensive Paintings In The World

1. Nov 5th 1948 by Jackson Pollock

Jackson Pollock’s 1948 painting entitled Nov 5th 1948 was arguably his greatest masterwork, the most vivid expression of the painter’s unique style. When it was sold by David Geffen in 2006, it became the world’s most expensive painting in history at a price-adjusted $149.70 million dollars.

Civil War Between Husband n Wife...!!!

Civil War between husband n wife...!!!

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
==
HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

Astronomy Photographer of the Year.

A look at the winners from this year's Astronomy photographer of the year competition held by the National Maritime Museum. Amateur astronomer Damian Peach became the first Briton to win the title, beating off hundreds of photographers to the coveted prize.

1: Runner-up (Earth & Space), 'Divine Presence' by Ole C. Salomonsen (Norway).

Display of the Aurora Borealis, or Northern Lights, taken over ponds near Hillesøy in Norway, 11 March 2011.

The aurorae are caused by the interaction between the Earth’s atmosphere and a stream of particles from the Sun known as the solar wind. The Earth’s magnetic field funnels these particles down over the planet’s poles giving rise to the glowing curtains of coloured light

The Most Expensive Hotels Around The World.

The Most Expensive Hotels Around The Word

Do you know that people who stay at these hotel, most of them are billionaires, celebrities, head of state, CEO to spend their evening in great luxury. Imagine that you having your own luxury room with awesome views, luxury and romantic swimming pool or spa, gym and all the cool facilities. That's really a great enjoy. But after that, you are going to burn a big hole in the pocket. Check out the list.