Friday, September 30, 2011
Thursday, September 29, 2011
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Kalpanik Vision for year 2040 for India.....(may well become a REALITY!!!)
Kalpanik Vision for year 2040 for India.....(may well become a REALITY!!!)
.......India in the year 2040
A notice board in BJP conference room : "please keep mobiles in MANMOHAN SINGH mode"
2) SUNDAY TIMES 2040.
A) Kasab dies in jail at 70 due to high cholesterol (too much mutton biriyani).
B) The PM ( Rahul Gandhi) said Opposition comments on the extravagant expenditure on Kasab is unwarranted.
C) Govt has spent only Rs 18500000000 so far.
D) Opposition asks why ministers expenses to visit to Kasab (to check his well being) should be included in reimbursement sheet.
E) Kasab family thanks Indian Govt. As Kasab never had biriyani in his younger days in Pakistan.
F) Pawar family owns half the world and also controls, the Russian and Japanese Mafia.
G) Golmaal 27 released. Tushar Kapoor, still can't speak or act.
H) A. Raja's grandson arrested for 16G scam
I) Amnesia is passed on. Kalmadi's family say they don't know who Kalmadi is.
J) Girl in Delhi walks 25 feet safely, without getting raped.
J) Girl in Delhi walks 25 feet safely, without getting raped.
K) Lakshadweep Lions to join as the 63rd team in IPL.
L) Pawar's grandson who had become a Malayalee in 2011 resigns from the Trustee post of Padmanabha Swamy temple, says there is nothing more to loot.
M) Pakistan says Tamil Nadu & Karnataka was always part of Pakistan. PM, Rahul Gandhi says the issue can be resolved by talks. Hina Rabbani's daughter to come to India for mediation, will talk to S.M. Krishna's grand son.
N) Teacher " where is the CAPITAL OF INDIA?"
Student " in Swizerland" as all Capital has been transferred there.
O) Kasab's old letter found written to Osama bin Laden in 2010. You can hide in India. Letter now has antique value & can be auctioned at 5000 dollars.
P) Constitution amended. Now foreigners can become PM.
R) Manmohan Singh award for the dumb and noiseless declared.
S) Fortune 500 "All the 500 richest men in the world are from India"
T) India now biggest lender of money to America, Japan and other poor countries.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Play With Harley- 2011 Custom Chrome Europe Dealer Show
Sunday, September 25, 2011
On Board India's Most Expensive Train
It is considered to be the ultimate ride on rails. The Royale Indian Rail Tours offers one of the most luxurious train journeys across India's most beautiful locales. At a price. The Maharajas' Express is one of the six luxury trains in India that promises to offer the best in travel, traditional food and hospitality.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Friday, September 23, 2011
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
गाली की परिभाषा बताओ?
हिंदी की कक्षा में एक विद्यार्थी ने दूसरे से पूछा: गाली की परिभाषा
बताओ?
मौखिक रुप से की गई हिंसात्मक कार्यवाही के लिए चयनित शब्दों का
वह समूह जिसके उच्चारण के पश्चात मन को गहन शांति का
अनुभव होता है , उसे हम गाली कहते हैं।
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
If windows were to be in Punjabi
If windows were to be in Punjabi, then you would be using the following commands on your computer:
Send = Sutto
Insert = Wich Paao
Attachement = Naal Laao
Edit = Sidda Karo
View = Waikhee Jaao
Forward = Aggay Sutto
Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
Trash = Mitti Paao
Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply = Bejan Walay Nu Jawab do
Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do
Delete = Daffa Karo
Download = Thallay Laao
Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay Laao
Properties = Jaidaad
Connect = Naal Milaao
Fonts = Likhaai
Accounts = Galla
Drafts = Chitheeyaan
Find = Labbo
Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
Subject = Khaas Gall
Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal
Stationery = Pensal, Rubburd, Shaapnar
Folders = Bastey
High priority = Waddee Takleef
and finally
Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukaao..
Send = Sutto
Insert = Wich Paao
Attachement = Naal Laao
Edit = Sidda Karo
View = Waikhee Jaao
Forward = Aggay Sutto
Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana
Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana
Trash = Mitti Paao
Sent Items = Bheji Gayee Dak
Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy
Reply = Bejan Walay Nu Jawab do
Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do
Delete = Daffa Karo
Download = Thallay Laao
Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay Laao
Properties = Jaidaad
Connect = Naal Milaao
Fonts = Likhaai
Accounts = Galla
Drafts = Chitheeyaan
Find = Labbo
Paste = Thook Naal Chipkaao
From = Bhejan Walaa Banda
To = Door Betha Hoya Banda
Subject = Khaas Gall
Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal
Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal
Stationery = Pensal, Rubburd, Shaapnar
Folders = Bastey
High priority = Waddee Takleef
and finally
Ctrl+Alt+Delete = Sara Syapa Mukaao..
Monday, September 19, 2011
Great One Liners
1. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
2. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
3. You can't buy love. But you pay heavily for it.
4. True friends stab you in the front.
5. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.
Sunday, September 18, 2011
Saturday, September 17, 2011
Indian Girl And Her Cobras
World's Weirdest Records..2012 Edition of Guinness World Records.
From 13 skipping dogs to a 54 in pizza, the world's weirdest records
And they are among the latest wacky wonders to find a place in the 2012 edition of Guinness World Records.
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